The Secretive World

We're working on lots of exciting, new projects. We're just not telling you about any of them.

And haven't for about two years...

The Corporate-Sponsored World...

9th October 2005:

With immediate effect, this show will be known as The ChevalburgerTM Worlds of Nathaniel and Tobias. ChevalburgerTM is made from prime cuts of fresh beast, gently killed and moulded into quarter-pound patties. Ideal to eat on the hoof! It may not be the dog's bollocks, but it's certainly something's...

What makes The ChevalburgerTM Worlds of Nathaniel and Tobias so funny?

It's the horse of course!

See more at this month's Out of Vaudeville on Sunday, 16th October at The Sound Theatre, Leicester Square...

The Monthly Lunacy World of...

Nathaniel and Tobias, Nathaniel and Tobias, Nathaniel and Tobias, the Leicester Square World of... Yes, we'll be in the Sound Theatre, Leicester Square on the third Sunday of every month in Out of Vaudeville. Do come. It's ever so exciting...

The Hugely-Grateful World of...

This is just to give a warm and arousing thankyou to TV's Tony Craig, who so admirably helped and performed in The Superstitious World of Nathaniel and Tobias.

I think we can quite safely say that never has a gay swan been better voiced. Never.

Thank you very much, TV's Tony Craig, and we hope to see you very soon...

The Retrospectively Visible World of...

For those of you who missed The Excitement of The Remote-Control World. Here's a picture. Just so you can look at it and imagine what it must have been like to have been there. Like seeing Jimi Hendrix play the Isle of White Festival, like seeing Elvis' 1968 Comeback Special, like...like...like this...
 

The Superstitious World of...

Will be performed at The Others on Friday, 13th August. There will be the usual mix of songs, standup, and silliness, as well as... a special guest!
 
No, really, a properly special one. Possibly some sort of television personality, but that would be telling.
 
Doors 8 - 8:30, the Others is at 6 - 8 Manor Rd, is reachable by train from Liverpool Street to Stoke Newington, or by the 73, 76, 106, 149 or 243 busses. Entrance is 3 of your Earth pounds, and, as usual, fun will continue until none of us can bear it any more...

The DVD-Giveaway World...

Yes, once again we're offering you the exclusive chance to win free DVDs! *excited squeal*

At the Finsbury Festival, we'll be performing our always-funny "Pitching Session Sketch", and if you've got a ridiculous film title you'd like to see us pitch live on stage to a real member of the film industry, send it in a reply to this email.

(For those of you who don't know the sketch, it's based around improbable film titles, which are usually also weak puns: "Bridget Jones' Diary of Anne Frank", "Some Lycanthrope" or "A Room With A View To A Kill". You get the idea...)

The best entries will win DVDs, to be handed out live on stage! And if that isn't more exciting than a pony-and-Frazzles sandwich, I'll eat someone else's hat! Or Toby will.

The Confirmed Finsbury World of...

Right. It's six o'clock on the Performance Stage.

The entry is free and the whole thing promises to be lots of fun, with people lots more famous than us there.

Or come early, drink all the beer in the world, and fall asleep on the grass. That's what I intend to do...

The Capitalist Running-Dog World of...

You too can now be the proud owner of come cheap Nathaniel and Tobias merchandise. It's tacky, it's brightly-coloured, and it suggests that you have very little discernment when it comes to how to spend your Friday evenings.

There's even a special shirt for the Finsbury Park Festival (still 11th July, kids!), which will make you look cooler than a polar bear who's wondering if he should go back inside and get his jacket.

Clicky clicky here for fun (bring a credit card...)

The Mesmerising World of...

Yes! Finally you, too, can own such masterpieces as Behind the Laughter, Late Night Snap and Least Haunted - on DVD! The filmed sections from May's highly-regarded comedic show can be yours to watch again and again.

And again and again...

Bargain!

Email us if you're interested in owning your own inch-high, two-dimensional versions of the comedy duo. Or if you're just bored